May 2013
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masseffectreminders:
friendly reminder that liara will most likely live to see every member of the normandy crew die of old age ✿◕‿◕✿
hellyeskingdomhearts:
i either play the video game for 5 minutes and then pause while i do other things for several hours and then resume playing or i play the game continuously for several days there isnt an in between
my resume: one time i defeated a boss battle without dying
claydols:
who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
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la-gaudiere:
there are almost no “canonically straight” characters because writers don’t feel the need to explicitly state heterosexuality everyone always forgets that
yourfiancebeyonce:
my mom posted this on my facebook wall because i dont want to go to the zoo with her
sylviaplth:
the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
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woooh I just changed my cars tires all by myself (shhhh my dad lifting the car with our forklift doesn’t count.)
and i used a chainsaw for the first time in my life.
yes, today was a good day!
“Except you can’t show a topless woman on TV - and you can’t defibrillate a woman...”
– distractedbyshinyobjects
re: feministing - for women, heart attacks look different
Things I did not know, but should.
(via elfgrove)
This is a post that might save a life.
(via str8nochaser)
My mom worked for 25 years as an ER nurse and is convinced that a lot of women die simply because...
meladoodle:
STOP READING IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OR NOT MARRIED: i just counted my jellybeans and there are 69 of them (if you don’t get it i will explain, 69 is a SEXUAL number because it is a sexual position and you shouldn’t do it if you are NOT married, i am very sorry jesus for thinking about these things)
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kankrivantas:
do you ever think really awful thoughts and suddenly become aware that you are not a good person
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toxic-ponies:
how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active
I’m still not socially active
I’m not even active
fuckyeahfirepokemon:
How I handle equips in RPGs
Main character gets the best stuff
everyone else gets whatever the main character doesn’t need anymore
No exceptions
greydelisle:
Friend: Guess what!
Me: What?
Friend: GUESS!!!
Me: Someone punched you in the throat for making them guess stuff???
- Why I have no friends
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jerkidiot:
if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life
like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.
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whoops I just read all 1201 pages of gunnerkrigg court.
because it’s awesome and I love it.
orinfear:
give me my narratives about powerful woman-heroes, unapologetic woman-destroyers, women who are good and kind, women who are bright and bubbly, women who are crushed by the weight of their ghosts, women who do not fight but who take names in their own kinds of battle
give me diverse women in your story or go home
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
misandrist:
whenever i’m in public and feeling really uncomfortable, the first thing that pops into my head is always “i’m too queer for this shit”
fezzingly:
I feel like a rare breed of human female who does not feel attracted to Channing Tatum at all
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dustclouds:
i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
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northernfrownpour:
some people are so good at talking like they open their mouth and out comes good ideas and perfectly constructed sentences and they have confidence and everyone listens to them talk
but when i talk it’s like hello morning yes butter homework wiggle book good
